BAA HUMBUG.

The pasture's least welcoming committee

Small sheep.
Big feelings.

This is Bramble. He's soft, he's fluffy, and he's already decided you're standing too close.

Try to win him over Approach with snacks. And realistic expectations.
A photorealistic young black-and-white sheep with a broad white forehead, dark eye patches, sideways ears, and a stern expression, standing in sunlit straw.
100% WOOL0% CHILL
Field notes / No. 001Current mood: mildly furious

01 / Meet the resident

A heart of gold.
A face that says
“absolutely not.”

Bramble enjoys long walks away from people, judging the weather, and a good patch of grass. Beneath that magnificent scowl is a simple sheep with simple needs: a quiet field and everyone else's absence.

02 / The pasture rules

Admire from a respectful distance.

If you can hear him sigh, take two steps back.

The grass is his. All of it.

Yes, that bit too. Especially that bit.

Do not mistake fluff for an invitation.

He is a sheep, not a communal throw pillow.

03 / Diplomatic relations

Care to make a peace offering?

Choose wisely. He has very strong opinions.

He's waiting. Impatiently.